Mary Maggee

Hi there, readers! Today I would like to tell you about Mary Maggee. She is a strange Buckeye in my class. She loves her brother, Ulysses Maggee. She doesn't like the outdoors. Her favorite colors are black and white. She doesn't wear jeans like everybody else in school does. She doesn't like hearts, peace signs, or things like that. She doesn't like animals. She doesn't like flowers. She doesn't like anything green. She doesn't like movies or music. She doesn't mind the drums but the others are useless to her. Unlike many other Buckeye chickens, she has a white circle around her comb. Mostly old chickens have that. She doesn't wear jewelry, and never wear perfume. Not even just a spritz. She doesn't like to play. She can sit at a desk for five hours while listening to the teacher teach and teach and teach and teach. Ulysses is a fun-loving boy. He is younger than Mary. Mary doesn't hug anybody or kiss anybody or send cards or write letters. She is a lot less affectionate than Ulysses. I'd like to tell more about Boring Mary and her brother, but I've got school. Oh! I almost forgot to tell you that today is Shelby's birthday! I'll be back in twenty-four hours. Emma out!